Total Medals Earned: 286 (From 55 different games.) Total Medal Score: 5,600 Points
Medals Earned: 2/3 (20/70 points)
Medals Earned: 13/44 (140/500 points)
Medals Earned: 7/21 (90/825 points)
Medals Earned: 18/18 (500/500 points)
Medals Earned: 17/30 (95/190 points)
Medals Earned: 2/18 (10/410 points)
Medals Earned: 2/13 (15/550 points)
Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/150 points)
Medals Earned: 2/8 (10/305 points)
Medals Earned: 1/39 (5/430 points)
Combine 60 elements to advance civilization and your card collection!
Unlock half the category groups.
Discover all elements.
You got impaled by a Gobblo's arrow!
You found the baseball bat!
You found the fanboy hoodie! It's from your favorite game of all time!
The kitchen knife that you found has turned into the battle dagger! Shweet!
The bat that you found has turned into a wooden sword!
You got impaled by a bandit elf's thrown sword! Deadly!
Start the game... press the play button.
You stuck a dangerously sharp dagger into the fleshy face of an outclassed bandit elf... Nicely done.
Kill the Gobblo with the Battle Dagger!
You found the Goober action figurine!
You found the video game controller!
You found the knife!
You found the magical shrunken head!
Ouch. You took an arrow straight to the neckery.
Yeowch. You took a nasty arrow to the stomachial region.
You've earned extra kupo!
You caught a giant fist to the face... and exploded. True story.
You got yourself some bombs! Now, let's go blow s**t up!
You got the Soul Bangle dude! Now you can throw blue fireballs! Hadoken!
You've found a way to get the Steel Sword! Congratulations!
You got split into two by a bandit elf! Crap!
You found the hidden skull!
You beat the crap out of that bandit elf! Yeesh...
You used the Soul Bangle to send a powerful blast of blue energy at an unlucky bandit elf.
You chucked a bomb at a bandit and blew his guts all over the place!
You said, "Screw it!" and threw your dagger at a bandit's face! Shweet!
You found the dead blue bird!
You electrocuted a bandit elf via a Super Pretendo controller!
You found the only way to die in scene 1!
You made the Gobblo enemy shoot himself in the face! Cool!
You killed a Gobblo with the wooden sword!
You failed to block an incoming vertical slash... tsk, tsk...
Dude.... You so shouldn't have made Hobart mad, dude.
You killed yourself using an immensely heavy rock!
You used the jumping spin attack on that blondie of a bandit elf! Good work.
You used an ultra-powerful, double spin slash to decimate the bandit elf who deserved it!
The Ogre grabbed you and squeezed you until you went "pop"
The bandit threw a knife at you and gotcha right through the heart!
Looks like you TRIED to block, buuuut..... yeeeaaahhh....
Whoah... Don't you think that was a bit... uh, overkill? It was entertaining though.
Sooo, yeah, you should try blocking sometime....
You found bird poop! Yay!
You freakin' beat the freakin' game! Holy moly!
You've defeated the Ogre! Holy crap!
first Kill
Jump on 10 enemies
I can double jump
jump on a wall 20 times
Jump on 50 enemies
Find the hidden button
Jump on 100 enemies
touch the sky
Collect 1000 skulls
Fiery Combo of 10
Kill 20 Spikes in one game
Collect 5000 skulls
Evolve to final level
play for an hour
Kill 200 Goo-..Flying things..
Kill every big enemy
Kill every small enemy
reach space
play for 3 hours
Kill every enemy
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Make Gretel walk for the first time.
Obtain the slingshot
Shoot mom in the face
Get Bee Death
Get Spider Death
Get the clock
Get Dad Carriage Death
Take 200 shots with the slingshot
Get Axe Death
Kill Hansel
Get Rabbit Death
Get Crow Death
Trap the squirrel
Get Fire Death
Solve clock puzzle
Get all 10 stones
Drop all ten stones
Get all 10 deaths
Teach hansel how to fly
Be too greedy
Suffer the stickman's wrath
Step on the trap
Beat a dead horse
Keep both dinner guests alive
Get the pit death
Try and cross the swamp without Hansel
Go for a swim
Solve the weather puzzle
Pet the teddy
Free Emma
Race the wolf... and lose
Get crushed
Rescue Gretel
Give a dog a bone
Get Hansel to eat the scissors
Disrespect your elders
Reveal the bridge
Slay the beast
Get cut
Give Rufus back his hat
Complete the game
Beat the game after getting all the deaths
Master the game's basic controls
Kill at least sixteen insects
Eliminate the psychic, Ishmael
Destroy The Watcher in a final, epic battle!
Sink Tim the Pirate once and for all!
Defeat Ishmael with the screen still flipped
Reach the end of 'Ice Quest'
Complete the entire game
Shoot off 200 of The Watcher's feathers
Wipe out all ninja in the colosseum
Defeat Tim the Pirate without using any combos
Find every secret item in the game
Unlock and defeat the secret boss
Unlock every bonus in the game
Defeat all three main bosses in the arena in epic mode
Gain a 'no damage' win over every boss in the arena
Defeat the secret boss in the arena in epic mode
Gain every other achievement in the game
Read through all of the intro and instructions text
Bypass a cop by moving over him
Destroy 100 tombstones
Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels
collect 3 roofies in a single level
Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level
Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars
Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone
Achieve 50,000 points
Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value
Achieve 100,000 points
Read about Christine
Give a lot of money to the IRS
Buy every upgrade
Kill the boss
Earn 5 million dollars without firing a shot.
Win the game
Win without losing a life
You lost the game.
Kill a caveman with your icicle.
Hit a bird with your icicle.
Show some interest!
Hit two birds AND kill a caveman in one go.
Reach level 15.
You're the icicle master. Complete the game.
Level 1
Level 10
Level 11
Level 12
Level 13
Level 14
Level 15
Level 2
Level 3
Level 4
Level 5
Level 6
Level 7
Level 8
Level 9
Extract atoms from 118 different elements
Learn at 100% all elements in Knowledge
2 weeks played
24 Hours active time
Buy all upgrades
Ascension
